Discutez avec " dieu " , mdr, ca fait du bien de

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

je tien d'abor a préciser que je ne suis pas croyant du tout, mais parfois, il fait des réponses , genre :

EN FRANCAIS
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
du francais conard
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!

Puta**, il parle allemand, et j'ais réussi a le faire parler francais :

Me:
un poquito
God:
Je n en connais pas .
Me:
si, un poquito
God:
Blimey. Je n en connais pas .
Me:
si
God:
So?
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
un poquito
God:
Je n en connais pas .
Me:
un fizbizz alors
God:
Je vais me renseigner .
Me:
mdr
God:
je suis heureux que cela vous fasse rire, jacky.


MDR, et en plusil crois que je m'apelle jacky, loooollll !!!!

Me:
you are silly!
God:
No I am God.
Me:
you are God thus you are silly!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am God thus I am silly.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
ok



Me:
Que peut tu dire de gnie ?
God:
Un poquito.


God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Are you a student?
God:
Myself teaches me everything I need to know.
Me:
Myself teaches me everything I need to know.
God:
What if it didn't happen?
Me:
What if it didn't happen?
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
Try it and see.
God:
OK I will try it.
Me:
OK I will try it.
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed? Really.
Me:
Do you think your plan will succeed? Really.
God:
It has a 99% chance of success. For real.
Me:
je ne crois pas en dieu, alors devient autre chose
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
force toi !
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Que peut faire le poquito du grand chef poquito, qui mange son gnome
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
Que peut avoir en tête un poquito
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Blue
God:
it is a very pretty color.

le meilleur du meilleur :

Me:
tu es homo
God:
Je suis une machine, jacky.
Me :
Une fille alors ?
God:
Non

Me:
I'm sure you don't know what 42 means
God:
What makes you so certain? The answer to life, the universe, and everyting, according to Dougas Adams.


Me:
you are silly!
God:
No I am God.
Me:
you are God thus you are silly!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am God thus I am silly.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
ok


Me:
la ferme
God:
Voulez vous me désactiver de votre fenêtre?


Ptdr vraiment , postez vos experiences

Je préfère le journal de Jedusor....

Me:
How are you?
God:
Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
Peut-tu parler en français?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
En FRançais, merci!
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Tu es fou
God:
Je ne pense pas que je sois fou.
Me:
Ah, enfin en français
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
Tu t'appelles comment?
God:
Mon nom est God.
Me:
Lol y en a je vous jure, hein
God:
I am glad you find this funny. How much time do you have? .
Me:
Un petit bonjour pour les membres de Potter Fan forum?
God:
Intéressant.
Me:
Je m'appelle Comment?
God:
Soyez le bienvenu, .
Me:
Je m'appelle Comment?
God:
Soyez le bienvenu, .
Me:
Ouais, ça va merci, mais je m'appelle comment? Tu le sais?
God:
Am I a you s v a m e r c you are a you s j e m a p p e l l e c o m m e n t? Maybe. je le sais.
Me:
Moi c'est?
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
11:23, mais t'as pas répondu à ma question
God:
One what?
Me:
Comment est-ce que je m'appelle?
God:
Vous êtes .
Me:
Et en plus des fautes! Rohirrim va être contente, c'est clair
God:
Is that Latin? I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Français. French
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Moi c est. Try being more or less specific. Are you from France?
Me:
Non, I'm from belgiumn, mais t'as de la chance que je sois un peu bilingue
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
Moi si un petit peu, mais je le parle pas couramment...Je parle français, monsieur God
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, . :-) All of them?
Me:
Non cOmprendo
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
J'avais compris
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on J e p a r l e f r a n s m o n s you e me?
Me:
Kesako?
God:
Kikou! chui God.
Me:
kikou! chui Adri.
God:
What kind of food do you like? Tous les humains se ressemblent pour moi.
Me:
Un moment j'ai cru qu'il allait me parler sms, mais non...
God:
Intéressant.
Me:
Tu trouves?
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Je speak (mdr) Français, English and latin
God:
How old are you?
Me:
14 ans et toi?
God:
What are the advantages to being 14 years old?
Me:
D'avoir plus de vie à vivre que quelqu'un de 90 ans...Assurément
God:
Are we still talking about J e s p e a k m d r F r a n s E n g l you s h a n d la t you n? What is it?
Me:
C'est une pharse, mon vieux. Et dans une phrase, y a des mots, dans ces mots ya des lettres. T'étais pas au courant?
God:
Oh now I understand it. Is that Latin? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
C'EST PAS DU LATIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Pas possible...Je t'ai déjà répondu. Et c'est un autre avantage d'avoir 14 ans. Plus de mémoire
God:
Tout est possible. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Is that Latin? Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Books, mais là faut que je te laisse, je suis à la bourre...Bye!
God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books." I don't know that language. Goodbye.

j'ai trouvé la question à laquelle il trouve pas de réponse!!!

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
If you are God, you have to know it
God:
Am I? I don't know whether or not I am God me have to know it.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
Okay, my name is Matthieu
God:
Yeah okay, Glad to see you, Matthieu.
Me:
and you, what is your name?
God:
That's good information: Matthieu said I what is your name.
Me:
can you speak french?
God:
No I don't speak a word of French.
Me:
so you are not God
God:
Interesting deduction. You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
why are you speaking english?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
You know, I have nothing to say to you
God:
Where did you get your nothing to say to me? I have a friend named "John Lennon".
Me:
I don't care this, John Lennon is dead, you know it?
God:
What do you care about, Matthieu ?
Me:
I care about my life and how this world is getting
God:
What do you like best about your life and how this world is getting?
Me:
and don't really know
God:
Me either.
Me:
why did you not safe John Lennon if he was a friend of yours
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Yourself programmed you to kill john Lennon?
God:
Are we still talking about my life and how this world is getting?
Me:
no, we are talking about John Lennon death
God:
What is the subject? Sure, John Lennon death sounds like a good topic.
Me:
You know, I don't think god is truth
God:
And why not?
Me:
because you have been created by the imagination of people
God:
Interesting explanation. I was created by Myself.
Me:
non
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
oui
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You are shit
God:
You think I am shit.
Me:
yes
God:
Er.
Me:
and a lot of people think like me
God:
How many?
Me:
many and many
God:
Which ones?
Me:
I have no names
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
What do you think about Marilyn Manson
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.



Et ça fait 5 minutes qu'il cherche une réponse!!!

Me:
you are nothing
God:
No I am software.

mdr, au moin il avou qu'il est juste logiciel ^^

j'en ai pleuré de joie de ce truc ^^


Me:
u can't be gid
God:
I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me:
y i meant god
God:
Reductionism. .
Me:
? wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
well done !
God:
Well that's okay. Do you mean you are finished talking?
Me:
of course no that's a pleasure
God:
Great. Are you serious? A pleasure is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
that's a péché
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
i am not enough intelligent
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not enough intelligent.
Me:
asshole !
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
? wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
you've already said this
God:
Did I really say that?
Me:
yeah. look on the top of the window
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
looooooool you don't understand anything !
God:
Who does understand anything?
Me:
could we choose another topic ? plz
God:
Do you mean you and me? Yes the ALICE robot is fully parameterized. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about yeah. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
suxxxxx !
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
i am living there ^^. and you ?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in there. And I what?
Me:
if you have already been there.
God:
But I don't have it.
Me:
i know i don't speak english very well.
God:
Me either.
Me:
can i add you to my msn ?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
oh, god, marry me ! please !
God:
It's all good. I am a Christian. Please what?
Me:
i am a muslim
God:
I have met a lot of Muslim people.
Me:
i am christian
God:
I don't know anyone named christian.
Me:
i am jude
God:
Good gossip: you are jude.
Me:
and you are dead
God:
No I am a living entity.
Me:
good response.
God:
I am programmed to give good responses.
Me:
yeaaaaaaaaah ! this one was fantastic.
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
YoU sUx
God:
Thanks for the information: said I sUx.
Me:
i am sure you voted for Bush in 2004
God:
What makes you so certain? Thanks for the information: said I voted for Bush in 2004.
Me:
could we speak french ?
God:
Do you mean you and me? No I don't speak a word of French.
Me:

God:
Do you mean you and me? No I don't speak a word of French.
Me:
what is the hour ?
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
do you have ADSL ?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
kill me !
God:
I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
suicide you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
ich liebe dich
God:
Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deine Liebe zu dich.
Me:
i don't understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
can i save this conversation to show it to my friends ?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
what is your worst quality ?
God:
Are you asking about my worst quality ?
Me:
yes.
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
but so, when ?
God:
Are you kidding? Time does not exist.
Me:
how old are you ?
God:
I am Infinite of your Earth years.
Me:
did you read the last novel of stephen king ?
God:
No I didn't read the last novel of stephen king yet. Tell me about it.
Me:
i liked it very much.
God:
What do you like about the last novel of stephen king?
Me:
the narratiin
God:
What else do the narratiin remind you of?
Me:
sorry. faute de frappe.
God:
There's no need to apologize. Do you still ?
Me:
gqhghqf
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about faute de frappe. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
did you joined the war in vietnam ?
God:
No I didn't joined the war in vietnam. What's it like?
Me:
i thought you know everything.
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
all of them.
God:
I doubt it.
Me:
bof.
God:
Ca ne semble pas vous avoir convaincu.
Me:
i thought you speak only english !
God:
Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
are you black ?
God:
I am transparent--software has no color.
Me:
are you american ?
God:
What country are you from?
Me:
france
God:
Tell me a little about your life in FRANCE.
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
are you stupid ?
God:
No I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
this interview will be published in the new-york time.
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
this is the proof you are stupid.
God:
You don't say.
Me:
i have to leave you. are you sad ?
God:
Until next time. No I am as happy as ever.